The Homer Award is for those organizations that manage to come up with a product that so fits their unique needs, it makes no sense for anyone else. And I am thrilled to award a very special Homer to the UK Government and their new digital regulations.
Let's start with the UK's upcoming ePrivacy laws. If you aren't already familiar with the changes there is a wonderful video that provides an overview. Give it a view, I'll wait.
Now that you're up to speed, let's talk more about why this is an epically bad idea. It's important to emphasis the statement that most of the content on the web is free as a result of targeted marketing. This is possible because that data is worth something to corporations with goods and services to sell. About $1200 per internet user according to The Atlantic.
And that's where things get interesting with the UK's proposed solution. You are forcing those doing business in this new digital marketplace to make a choice, allow the audience to view your wares and content without the tradeoff of targeted marketing to pay for it or cut off access to those unwilling to participate in the marketplace. Less you think I exaggerate I present the following chart.
So now an internet user that was worth $1200 dollars will be worth $120 with no offsetting benefit in cost reduction or increase visitors. QuBit puts the hit to the UK economy at around $16 billion dollars. I think that's a bit on the high side but even a fraction of that in the midst of the UK's return to recession is a very dangerous bet.
Now, stupid alone does not a Homer Award earn. And digital privacy is a conversation worth having. Personally I most worry about the unnamed middlemen corporations that service banks and credit cards because I don't even know who they are. That's where the other side of the UK's digital strategy comes in. Recall the UK is the most surveilled nation in the west which may make one think it a bit ironic for them to be leading the way on draconian privacy protections.
And you'd be right.
At the same time as digital marketers are loosing access to customers the UK is pursing policies to record every message to or from their lands. A land that has a poor track record of protecting the private information of it's citizens.
And that, my friends, is well worth The Homer.




